Sunday, March 11, 2012

The Fruit of Passion Tea.

So, I think I got hit on a little this past week...by a guy.  Granted he was a little strange, but not so strange that I couldn't enjoy the flattery just a little.

I was enjoying my Thursday night off.  I'd gone out for dinner with a couple of friends, and then made my way to a Chapters store to buy the book I needed for my next book club meeting.  Book in hand, I picked up some herbal tea from the Starbucks inside the book store and found myself a comfy arm chair in which to sit and read for a while in solitude and relative silence.  I was about twenty pages in when I heard a voice beside me.  I looked up and saw a man standing there.  He was in his mid-thirties, I'd say, and he was asking for the time (I guess seeing my bare, watchless wrists weren't clue enough).  I apologized for not wearing a watch and said that I didn't know the time.  He asked what I was reading, and told me the name of a book that he was in the middle of.   blah blah blah blah blah.  Then he introduced himself and stuck out his hand, which I shook.  I forget what he asked me next, but his next questions were to enquire whether he could bring over his cup of coffee and would I be interested in chatting for a few minutes.

Now, I gotta tell you that I almost laughed out loud.  Because I found the situation just so funny on a number of levels.  First, though I have nice facial features, I think (that's what they always say about overweight people anyway), I really don't have a body that would inspire lust in most men!  Second, I'm in my mid-forties...not exactly a prime era for being picked up.  Third, and most important in my contemplation of laughter, I was sitting there a depressed woman starved for time by herself and it struck me that every moment I spent talking to this man was a moment taken away from what I most needed.  There was a sense of the ridiculous about that moment and I think my mouth must have curved up a little because he smiled back at me.

I sighed loudly, and this is what I said:  "Brian, I gotta tell you...I have a very loud life and three children and a husband at home, and while I'm sure you're a very lovely person, what I am doing here at the bookstore tonight is trying to find a time of solitude and quiet so that I can face them all again tomorrow. So no, while I appreciate your offer, I will not be chatting with you tonight.  But thanks for asking."

End of story.  He apologized for intruding and said it was nice to meet me anyway; he then made his way back to his table, where coffee and computer awaited him.  Incidentally, I noticed as he walked back to his table that he was wearing a watch - I felt like calling him back to suggest that the next time he asked a woman for the time, he might first consider sliding his timepiece into his pocket!

I tucked myself a little deeper into my armchair and opened my book again.

Anyway, for a tired, depressed, overweight and overworked woman, the night turned out to be not so shabby.  The next time I'm feeling low, I might just put that same shirt back on (it was a good colour on me and revealing of just a little bit of cleavage) and head back to the same Starbucks.  It seems like my order of passion tea was just the ticket for my ego.

4 comments:

  1. Oh what fun! It's been a long time since I was hit on and longer since I was in a place to say no thanks! That's delightful.

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  2. I laughed when I pictured poor, rejected Brian with his wristwatch on!

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  3. I love this-and I love how you still got your alone time! :)

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  4. Love this story! And yeah.... poor brian. Put the wristwatch away, Brian.

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