As I write this, all three kids are screaming on the floor and couch around me....
...Lizzie because I took away the chapstick that she was rubbing all over the floor and on her clothes.
...Seth because Matthew clubbed him in the shoulder with his feet when righting himself after a failed handstand attempt.
...Matthew because Seth hit him after the handstand incident, compounded by the fact that I yelled "stop" at Matthew when he was about to tackle Seth in retribution for the post-handstand slug.
I just saw the phone ringing on the table beside me...I couldn't hear it, because of the incredible noise, but I did see the ringer light flashing. Maybe some day I'll have a chance to return that call. Sigh.